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Friday 22
We take a quick tour of Park City to orientate ourselves. It used to
be a simple mining town; now, famous for its ski slopes, it's known
as "the Switzerland of America." In 1981 the US Film Festival, formerly
based in Salt Lake City, moved operations here, and four years later
Robert Redford's Sundance Institute took over management of the festival,
renaming it in honor of its new patron's best-known role.
What looked quaint at night is positively surreal by day. All the buildings
are constructed with faux frontier-like facades that make it feel like
a location right out of Chaplin's Gold Rush. And for 10 days in January
each year, Park City is flooded with prospectors mining for cinematic
gold. More than likely, these transient types are well-groomed but smelling
of cheap cologne, dressed head to toe in black, eyes hidden behind mirror
shades and talking loudly into mobile phones. Almost every exchange
with them begins with the same innocent-sounding question: "Are you
here with a movie?"
Sundance screens just under 100 short and feature films, for which it
receives around 2,500 applicants. Slamdance, a five-year-old rival festival,
scoops up a small percentage of the overspill, screening another 60
films. That leaves around 2,340 disgruntled filmmakers (and their entourages)
to wander around Park City trying to sell their wares. Some of these
consider Sundance's selection process a "crapshoot," and attach themselves
to one of Park City's alternative festivals. Robert Redford has described
them as parasites on the true spirit of Sundance. There's been Slamdunk,
Slumdance, Lapdance, Undance, Souldance, Son of Sam Dance, Tapdance,
No Dance, and Skindance, each with a unique selling point.
Last year's Son of Sam Dance was basically a projector on wheels that
screened films on any available outside surface. Souldance caters specifically
for women and minority filmmakers. Slumdance sneaked into vacant buildings
and basements. Last year, Slamdunk was held in the local Elks Lodge
and scored much-needed PR points for screening Nick Broomfield's documentary
Kurt and Courtney (banned from the main festival by Courtney Love's
threat of legal action). This year they have taken over a huge bar on
Main Street called Harry O's. Skindance, the most renegade of the lot,
is reputedly a porn festival that travels around Park City in a limegreen
VW van and stops for anyone who flags it down.
Sundance itself reeks of Hollywood. The publicity frenzy is focused
on a handful of premieres all featuring big-name stars - among them
Glenn Close, Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, Rosie Perez and Rosanna Arquette
- who jet in to Park City only to attend the screenings and private
parties. Despite what anyone tells you, parties, not movies, are the
lifeblood of the film festival. It's there that you will move and schmooze
your way to the top. But only if you possess the correct laminate pass
to slip by the doormen. The King's Mob have neither stars nor passes
to present.
The benefits of Sundance to local residents are debatable. "We look
forward to learning the latest eyewear trends," says Keith Aran, editor
of Salt Lake City's free newspaper, the E.A.R., who says festival-goers
(or "the people in black," as they are called by the locals) are "the
most demanding, arrogant, and by far the most frugal visitors to Park
City." He claims the greatest amount of fun to be had during the festival
is picking up gossip about bidding wars, with companies going fist to
fist to acquire a handful of "hot" movies. This year the money is on
Happy Texas, a film about two bank robbers on the run who hide out in
small-town America posing as a gay couple. It was acquired for anything
between $2 million and $12 million, depending on whom you ask: the company
that bought it or the one that lost out.
Saturday 23
Wake up to find Robert Altman's face glaring from the front page of
the Park Record. His new film, Cookie's Fortune, opened the festival
last night at a star-studded gala in Salt Lake City. Introducing the
film, Robert Redford is quoted as saying that there is no greater example
to be held up as "a definition of independent film than Robert Altman."
The Mob obviously don't agree. Someone has drawn devil horns atop Altman's
head and scrawled an alternative headline across the newspaper: "King's
Mob Take Over Park City."
Raechel Running rounds the Mob up for The Telegraph Magazine photo session.
We congregate outside the Egyptian, a grandiose-looking cinema on Main
Street that doubles as a Sundance screening venue. As Raechel snaps
away, people stop and stare. Some assume that they have stumbled on
a photo call for a new movie and start to take our pictures. We've been
here less than three days and already people are mistaking us for the
cast of Scream.
After the shoot, the Mob split to explore the town. David R. Fisher
and Anna head for a shoe store so that Anna can replace her lost boots.
David becomes convinced that the store will be the perfect venue to
screen Threat. The store manager seems to like the idea, and suggests
we call the owners on Monday.
Sunday 24
Matt attempts to contact Slamdunk's organiser, Justin Henry, to find
out if he will screen Threat. He dials the Slamdunk number. By sheer
chance, Howie, an old school friend of Matt's sister, picks up the phone.
"Are you here with a movie?" Howie asks.
"Yes,"
says Matt enthusiastically.
"Bring
it down to the house tonight. We're having a party and there's a video
projector in the basement."
We roll up Mob-deep to the house around midnight. It's a vast five-story
chalet set on the mountainside, with a spectacular view and a fridge
full of beer. Matt hands Howie the Threat tape.
"How
long is the movie?" asks Howie suspiciously.
"It's
a feature," says Matt.
"That
may be a problem - we're only screening shorts tonight."
We sit politely in the screening room, watching short films while silently
draining the fridge of beer. The only film screened to get Mob approval
is Red Light August. Its self-effacing director, Jeff Gomez, formerly
wrote comic books and scripted video games, but gave it all up to make
an intensely personal film about obsessive-compulsive disorder, which
has afflicted him since childhood. Jeff is celebrating tonight. He was
signed up earlier today by Hollywood super-agent Mike Ovitz.
Monday
25
We wait for the phone call that will make or break the trip. David,
the Mob's official fixer, tries to call the owners of the shoe store
but keeps getting voicemail. As far as everyone is concerned, it's now
the shoe store or nothing. It seems too late to find another venue.
As a last-ditch option, Matt and Katie suggest we advertise private
screenings in the condo, since everyone seems to be turning their living
space into screening rooms.
David calls one last time and hits paydirt. He slickly convinces the
owner to screen Threat in his store and refuses to let him a get word
in until he agrees to let us use it after-hours for two nights. Finally,
we're on the festival map.
Mob Stance is born, a one-film festival devoted to Threat. Now we just
have to spread the word all over town to convince the paying public
to see it.
Tuesday 26
The Mob are coming apart at the seams. Tomorrow we start screening the
movie at JMR Chalk Garden, the shoe store on Main Street, and nothing
is ready. Half the Mob have driven to Salt Lake City to design flyers
and stickers. The other half, including myself, are stuck in the condo
trying to tidy up our personal hell; piles of dirty clothes, bedding
and rubbish have taken over the apartment. We go out to the laundry
room and come back only to find that the rest of the Mob have returned
from Salt Lake City and left for a party, leaving us stranded.
On their return, a huge argument ensues, resulting in a pointless group
discussion over ethics that runs late into the night and resolves little
at all. The problem with a mob is that without direction it can turn
into a chaotic babbling of conflicting voices. But with a purpose instilled,
it's an unstoppable force. An uneasy truce is called and aims are restated
so we can get on with the business at hand.
Wednesday 27
The premiere screening of Threat is at 10pm. It's midday and we have
nothing to screen it on and nothing for people to sit on. The van is
dispatched to pick up garden chairs from a warehouse in Salt Lake City
and televisions from Wal-Mart. The shop has a no-questions-asked, 30-day
return policy so we can buy two state of the art televisions and return
them before we leave. Genius.
David secures a slot for tomorrow's breakfast show at the Park City
TV station so we can publicise screenings. The King's Mob art department
- Ben Knight, Noah Brown and Valerie Hallier - make banners to display
outside the shoe store by cutting Threat and King's Mob stencils out
of grocery boxes and spray-painting them on to shower curtains. It's
a bit Blue Peter, but it does the trick.
Half an hour before showtime, with the ink still drying on the last
banner, the van is packed and ready to go. We race up Main Street to
find a nervous Katie holding a parking space for us opposite the store.
David is rampaging up and down Main Street screaming "COME SEE THREAT!"
in a booming baritone that scares the drunken revelers stumbling out
of parties. Forty or so people can't refuse his nebulous offer to see
"the only the truly independent film in Park City" and Threat plays
to a full house. As the credits roll, it gets a standing ovation.
We pack up the van and head back to the condo, bedding down around four.
Thursday 28
We are woken at 7am to go to Channel 45 above a bank on Main Street.
The studio is no bigger than a broom closet and decorated with chintzy
winter- themed home furnishings and famed photos of frolicking polar
bears. A fake French window at the back of the set seems to look out
on to a mountain. Our five-minute slot is wedged between an item on
a film about a female stalker and the Athlete of the Week. The show's
presenter is unfeasibly perky even as five moody half-asleep mobsters
file on to the set behind her.
In the afternoon, David, Noah, and Valerie hand out Threat flyers in
the Eccles Theater at the Park City High School before a screening of
the teen flick, Jawbreaker. A Sundance volunteer points officiously
at a sign saying "No Smoking. No Rollerblading. No Radios" and says
there is no soliciting allowed on school premises either.
It's war on the street of Park City. All the big movies at Sundance
have been shown and now there's even greater competition for the limited
advertising space on the official hoardings between smaller movies.
Overnight city officials have torn down virtually every poster in town,
forcing everybody to start their promotions from scratch. Luckily someone
in the Mob had the foresight to get Threat posters displayed in store
windows up and down Main Street.
The posters advertising Lapdance went up today, boasting go-go dancers
and porno movie premieres. Two of the people behind it are South Park
creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who have good reason to smirk.
Their live action features, Cannibal: The Musical and Orgazmo, were
rejected by Sundance. But Orgazmo, which improbably features a Utah
Mormon preacher moving to LA and becoming a porno star, has since become
a popular midnight movie at Salt Lake City's Tower Theater, which just
happens to be Sundance's main screening venue.
Apparently, there are so many mobile phones in Park City that the cellular
phone system has reached meltdown. I imagine a phalanx of publicists,
agents and distributors thrown into a mass confusion of missed meetings.
Tonight, the Threat screenings draw two more sell-out crowds, among
them Jeff Gomez and his wife, Chrysoula, who rave about the film. Two
people leave midway through, asking Katie if the movie has been sold
yet (apparently a common ploy among distributors). One girl stumbles
out and throws up at Katie's feet, a more convincing response.
Friday 29
The festival is winding down and industry folk are fleeing back to LA.
The Mobsters can barely move. Exhaustion has caught up with everyone.
I follow Matt and Katie around town. After handing out a meagre number
of press packs and trawling the corridors of every major hotel in Park
City, they give up and jump into an empty pool to cool off.
Saturday 30
All that's left to do is return the televisions to Wal-Mart. I admire
the guns and weaponry displayed unattended at the end of the store next
to the children's toy department and note that Wal-Mart operates a taxidermy
service.
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